We're SO weird

Humans are so narcissistic and self righteous we invested a god to take care of us
Then we invented thirty million more
And now we fight over which one's better.

And then we decided that the time wishes are supposed to come true is 11:11 because that's when earth is most suitably angled to lick the ass of one of our gods

And then we invented numbers and decided that some numbers were lucky and some just weren't.

And now we assume that everything in the universe is here to help us and everything is about us. We're literally nothing. We could all die tomorrow, and nothing would change. The sun would still rise and still set, but there would be no stupid teenagers instagramming photos of it with hideous pretentious irrelevant captions.

Then we decided which animals we can kill and which we can't, and which fish we can catch and which we cant, and which birds we can trap, and which we cant.

Then we decided that killing someone was wrong, and we decided to form committees to save people from each other. People started killing people who believed in different fables than them, and we needed to protect ourselves from ourselves.

Then we decided that we'll just divide into over 200 + different fragments and just form borders, and that we could kill anyone who tried to mess with our border, and it would be rewarded by the committees which were placed earlier to prevent that very act of murder.

We decided that somebody dying to save a landmass that we decided to bifurcate was more noble than somebody dying in an accident.

We also decided which disease was more glamorous and which disease got its own colored ribbon. Cancer became the star child of the disease fandom, and kidney failure came last.

We're SO weird.

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Teacher: Your answers aren't even related to the question.

Peeves: Yes. Now if they procreate, atleast it won't be incest.